Didn't your dad say that the cigar store's a front for drug dealers? I mean, that's gotta be something.
Or not. Sometimes a cigar store is just a cigar store.
Well, I'll remember to be quippy when you're looking at 20 to life.
Oh, you're being a jackass. It must be an even-numbered day. I do so prefer the odd-numbered days when you're kissing my ass for a favor.
Well, you find out why this plastic surgeon is trying to get me sent away for killing Felix and I will make sure that all even-numbered days are removed from the calendar.
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