Dude. My stepmom?
I am a total piece of crap.
Better you than the cable guy, I guess. And I'd be lying to say if I've never perved on your mom while she was prancin' around the pool in that hardly there bikini of hers.
Great. So...no hard feelings?
No, she gave me a few.
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