Seymour, remember how you promised I could take the rocket car for a ride sometime?
SSeymour (Pa Grape)
Uh, yeah?
It's time!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[first lines; Bob and Larry are on the countertops]
Hi, kids, and welcome to VeggieTales. I'm Bob the Tomato.
And I'm Larry the Cucumber.
And we're here to answer your questions.
Yep.
Now this week we got a letter from Pete McGuinness in New Castle, Indiana.
Hey, Pete.
Pete writes: "Dear Bob and Larry, I'm depressed. All my friends are in Mrs. Peterson's class, but I got stuck in Mr. Schubert's class. If God loves me, why do bad things happen? Your friend, Pete." Wow, that's a tricky one!
Sure is.
Well, Pete, I know a Bible story that I think could help you a lot.
Uh, Bob?
Yeah?
I thought we were gonna do a Western this time.
A what?
A Western! You know, with cowboys and tumbleweeds and little dogies... you promised me we could right before I went to cowboy camp!
[chuckles nervously] I think what Pete needs here is a Bible story. Larry...
You promised, Bob.
"Promise?" Did I really say... "promise?"
[annoyed] Yes, you did, Bob.
I really think we need to do a Bible story.
A Western, Bob!
A Bible story!
[angrily] A WESTERN, BOB!
[gasps, then realizes the kids are still watching them] Can we have a second?
[A "technical difficulties" screen comes down as we hear Bob and Larry arguing about whether to do a Western or a Bible story. After several seconds, the screen comes back up.]
[clears throat] Well, after a bit of discussion, Larry and I have decided that what you really need, Pete, is a Western...Bible story.
That's right.
So, without further ado...
"The Ballad of Little Joe!"
LJLittle Joe (Larry)
Okay. No, I still don't see anything.
JJude (Jean Claude)
Well then, how about... NOW!?!
[gets pushed, and falls into the mineshaft] WHOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!
LJLittle Joe (Larry)
Hey! Desperados! You better come to your senses! [muffling]
JJude (Jean Claude)
Happy trails, dreamer! [all the peas laughing]
BBaker (Jimmy Gourd)
[mumbling in his sleep] Oh, I'm bad. No! Get away!
BBBaker and Blacksmith (Jimmy and Jerry Gourd)
[wakes up] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
BBaker
And that's when I woke up screaming! What does my dream mean, Joe?
BBlacksmith
And mine, too! What do they mean?
Well, there's good news and some bad news. [to Baker] You're going back to work today! [to Blacksmith] But you're being sent up the river. [to Baker] Congratulations! [to Blacksmith] So sorry.
[Banker and Slave Master enters the scene.]
BBanker (Archibald Asparagus)
Ah, anyone here? Oh, yes, dear Baker. I have wonderful news! The Mayor has given you a full pardon. He wants you to resume your duties immediately!
SMSlave Master (Scallion 1)
And I'm extending an invitation to you, Mr. Blacksmith to join my chain gang up the river! [he laughs an evil laugh and Blacksmith gets terrified, then all exits the scene]
[As the mayor is dozing off on his desk.]
BBanker
Ah, as I believe we can all see here, the town's reserves are down a good 25% due to fact our bank is robbed, every other week.
[From outside, the bandit laughs while being chased by Sheriff Bob]
SBSheriff Bob (Bob the Tomato)
Hey! [gets hit by a dodgeball]
BBaker
Uh, pizza roll?
MMayor (Mr. Nezzer)
[mumbling in sleep, wakes up] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! It was horrible! Just horrible! And it was so real, like it was really happening!
BBanker
Oh, that's sounds dreadful! At any rate, as I was saying about our bank-
But what can it mean?! Is there anyone in Dodgeball City who can interpret dreams?!
BBaker
Begging the Mayor's pardon, but I know someone who might- [everyone looks at him] -be able to, uh, help.
Hmm?
[sings] Seven cows sat on a hill, so big and fat. I got my grill. I was thinking about a BBQ. Then seven scrawny ones came along and GULP..The big fat cows were gone.
You did it, Little Joe. He saved the town!
LJLittle Joe (Larry)
Yeah...
MMillward (Larry)
Is that one supposed to be me? Because I'm not that fat.
Its a bug! A big bug!
HHope
Do I look like a bug to you?
[after looking at the clock] Yep, I'm just going to stay awake. I'm not tired at all. I'm just going to stay wiiidddee....[snores]
[suddenly runs in the church, almost out of breath] Somebody! Anybody! The factory! The chickens! IT'S ALL GONNA BLOW!
What?
We tried to turn off the chickens, but they're too hot. I got out okay, but Cavis is inside! He's trapped!
RGRev. Gilbert (Dad Asparagus)
Someone, call the police!
MMoyer (Scooter)
Call the fire department!
Here we go! 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2... Hit it!
CCavis (Bob)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
NCMr. Nezzer and Cavis
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Whew! We made it!
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