BButterbun (Scooter the Carrot)
Your special just the way God made you.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
GGod
And lastly your wings. You know what they're for. But not just to fly, son. I want you to soar!
[singing] Whether whether whether whether, whether you like it or not. Weather weather weather weather, weather is cold warm and hot.
SPSt. Patrick
So you see, God is like a shamrock.
PPeople
Oh great shamrock, you are powerful
SPSt. Patrick
No no no! This is simply a metaphor.
PPeople
Oh great metaphor....
SPSt. Patrick
No no no no! God is like a shamrock. Because He is God the father, God the son and God the holy ghost. One God, three persons.
[after "Sumo of the Opera" ended]
Well, Larry, what do you think? Are you ready to persevere and keep on keepin' on to the toy drive?
[Telephone busy signal sound effect coming from Bob's phone]
WSWoman's voice on recording
If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up and then dial your operator.
Larry? Larry?! Oh, no. He must've ran out of quarters. I sure hope he--
[enters] Hi, Bob.
Larry, you're back!
Yep. Here I am.
Well... What about the kids? I don't know how much of the story you heard, but it was p--
I pretty much heard the whole thing. Ran out of quarters right near at the end. But I had a great time with the kids, Bob! I helped give away toys, and we had sandwiches, took pictures. You should have seen the look on their faces, it was so cool!
Huh, when I heard the busy signal, I thought you'd given up.
Nope! I got right back on the subway, got off at the 81 bus, took that to the 49, grabbed a burrito, got on the 92, hopped 3 more blocks and I was there!
Wow, sounds complicated.
But worth it.
Well, what do you say we talk about what we learned today?
[after QWERTY steamed up and broke down, startling Bob and Larry]
What happened?!
QWERTY, you okay?!
LLutfi (Khalil)
[pops up] Sorry.
Lutfi, what did you do?!
LLutfi
Lutfi fits into tiny places.
You killed Qwerty!
LLutfi
Oh, no, I did not kill him. I just made him sputter in smoke, but there is a difference.
Well, we're gonna have to get him repaired and we need a verse now! What are we gonna do?
LLutfi
Lutfi might be teensy weensy, but he is a great big helper who knows his scripture memory verses!
Memory verses?
LLutfi
Oh, yes.
Whoops, [laughs] missed the door.
DDuke (Larry)
Bye, I got my hat now.
OOtis
You are lucky Duke, but watch out for yourself this time!
DDuke
No Otis! I'm going to look out for someone else first! That's true love!
OOtis
That's crazy!
OOtis
Ahh! I can't see! [Because of this, he gets hit in the face by Duke's pie, sending him flying off his horse and across the field.] Maammaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
[He lands with a thud. A surprised Novak watches as the crowd cheers for Duke.]
DDuke
We'll be family, Petunia. And I'll take care of you forever.
[giggles] Family? Forever?
[to Lil' Pea, after Gourdon threatens to pound the kids] Have you ever been pounded?
LPLil' Pea
A cousin of mine was. He's soup now.
GGourdon
Aw, this is lame. I don't even like this lousy, old playground. I'm going home to play video games.
MMinnesota (Larry)
First, a chocolate Malta.
JJulia (Petunia)
Malt.
MMinnesota
Right. Chocolate.
JJulia
No, it's malt. Not Malta.
MMinnesota
What?
JJulia
Malt is a desert, Malta is an island.
MMinnesota
But with an Italian accent, they're both the same.
MMinnesota
[calling Martin (Bob)] Martin? Martin?
MMartin
I'm here, Cuke! What's wrong? Did you get a haircut?
MMinnesota
Never mind that! Where's the park guy?
MMartin
Huh? He was here a second ago. I guess he slipped out. Tell me! What's going on?
MMinnesota
Good, he wouldn't want to hear this anyway. It's bad news, Martin.
MMartin
Would you just tell me already?
MMinnesota
He was here, Martin! And he's after the brush!
MMartin
Who?
MMinnesota
Professor Rattan!
MMartin
Okay. Now, don't panic, Minnesota. Remember, he's a bully. We can deal with him.
MMinnesota
Just a bully?! He's more than that! He's my enemy!
MMartin
Calm down. The Bible says we should love our enemies.
MMinnesota
Love?! Love our enemies?!
MMartin
Everybody can't go around all the time trying to get even. That would leave the whole world in a mess. Let's just figure out what to do next.
MMinnesota
I'll tell you what we're gonna do, Martin. I'm gonna get that brush first, and I'm gonna use its power to defeat all the bullies in the world! I'm gonna teach them a lesson they'll never forget!
MMartin
But, Minnesota!
MMinnesota
See ya in the funny papers, Martin.
BBillboy (Archibald)
Today is my twelvety-twoth birthday. 122 years is too short a time to live among such fine folk. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.
AAhem (Mr. Lunt)
[as he chases Toto (Junior) for the bean] It's mine, I tell you! It's mine! Give it to me! Give it back!
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