I wanna offer Jonah the VP slot.
What?
Yeah, it's the only move we have left now, and we're gonna have to get it done today.
Ma'am, there are still numerous permutations that can play out here. You don't have to do this.
Do the goddamn Islamic math. You're the numbers guy.
Fuck the numbers! I will not be part of a campaign, let alone an administration, that includes Jonah Ryan as vice president! That is an entirely unacceptable outcome!
Amy, will you talk some sense into him, please?
Don't do it.
What?
Don't make Jonah your VP.
You know what I just remembered? You are a terrible campaign manager.
Ma'am, you can't let an embittered, vindictive, narcissistic man-child be one heartbeat away from the presidency, let alone be the president!
Amy, there's no safer place to stick Jonah Ryan in all of Washington, D.C. Being Vice President is like being declawed, defanged, neutered, ball-gagged, and sealed in an abandoned coal mine under two miles of human shit! It is a fate worse than death! Besides, I'm not gonna die, 'cause I've got the heart and the twat of a high school cheerleader who's only done anal!
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