“Ma'am, the president of Egypt is expecting your...”

Ma'am, the president of Egypt is expecting your call at 3 pm.

Okay, send his mistress a gift. Maybe something from Niemann's. Oh, no, wait - any department store that wasn't started by Jews.

I will have to start one myself.

Now I'm gonna need a report on mineral rights in Sudan.

Okay.

And I have to find out, what's Qatari for "Morning after pill"?

Oh, my God...

It's probably "a stoning", which would also do the trick.

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