[Richard is about to donate sperm for Catherine and Marjorie's baby]
I've never done this before.
Well, you just go in there, and...
No, I mean I've never, ah, "shook the Devil's hand".
You mean... masturbate?
Well, "self-husband". Does it hurt?
No, no, Richard...
How is that possible?
Well, my family in Iowa is pretty religious. Grandma Splett always said that self-pleasure was a sin, like microwaves or laughter.
Do you need a minute?
No. Worse comes to worse, I'll just burn in hell, like Grandma Splett.
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