“Well, your sperm count looks normal, but the...” – Doctor, Veep ... TV Quotes Database

DDoctor

Well, your sperm count looks normal, but the motility is abnormally low, which means, I'm sorry to say, that it may be virtually impossible for you to conceive.

Dan

Seriously?

Catherine

I'm so sorry, Dan...

Dan

So I've been pulling out this entire time for nothing?

Marjorie

Well, that has nothing...

Dan

Oh, I am gonna save a fortune in Morning After pills! There are, like, three girls who owe me an abortion refund.

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