Whassup, as they say in the late '90s?
Hey, Jonah. Did the President cancel the Chinese premier to come to my 20th party?
No, ma'am. Although I'm sure he wouldn't miss it for the world if it weren't for the fact that he runs the world. [Selina fakes a laugh] I'm sure his absence has nothing to do with your rift with the first lady.
What? There is no rift. It was one tiny little disagreement and everyone's making it out like we had a catfight in the map room or something.
She'd be a rough fighter, though. She's got big shoulders. Those aren't pads.
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