Tara
He told me we have a brother.
Charmaine
A brother? Come on.
Tara
Yes. He said it in a totally disjointed, early Alzheimer's dad-like way, but he said you and your sister have a half-brother and I was married before I met your mom.
Charmaine
Well, let's see. Dad thinks Bob Hope is still alive.
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