Oh, that's not kale in there, is it?
Can we not have the kale conversation?
I like iceberg.
I know.
It knows what it is. It's not trying to be all fancy.
I know.
Check it out. Boom!
[The tattoo reads: "Holly".]
Oh, on the ribs. Did it hurt?
Yeah.
Oh, my God. Why did you do that?
Because it's awesome.
Does she know about this?
No, it's a surprise.
Big surprise.
Oh, dude, this may be the dumbest thing you've ever done.
No, it's romantic.
No, it's stupid. You're gonna freak her out.
Why are you the enemy of romance?
I want her to know I'm crazy about her.
Well, she'll definitely get the crazy part.
You don't know her like I do.
She's cool, laid-back and independent.
Okay. You know her a little.
And this tattoo makes you look weird, desperate, and really clingy.
It does.
Oh, yeah. Now I see it. Too bad. I liked her.
Okay, you guys are crazy. She's not gonna break up with me over a tattoo.
Spilt milk, buddy. Let it go.
I tried to talk him out of it.
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