Al, Art and others in “Unfinished Business”

Al

I must imagine that, when you were younger, you were very successful with the ladies.

Art

That's a weird thing to imagine, but you're not wrong.

Al

So, what kind of women did you date? Educated? Uneducated but with a strong work ethic?

Art

Well, I was an 18-year-old Marine who could do 100 pull-ups, so any kind I wanted.

Riley

You could not do 100 pull-ups.

Art

I got it on Super 8 in a box somewhere.

Riley

My record's 30.

Art

Yeah, what can I tell ya? You're weak.

Al

Riley, this is not about you. It is about your father and the kind of woman he fancies.

Lizzie

You know what I'd fancy? A different conversation.

Al

Now, I bet the women would like you as much now as when you were a young man.

Art

Where are you heading with this, Al?

Al

I'm just commenting that you are still very desirable. You own your own business. You have a home. You have many skills.

Lizzie

You can fall asleep standing up.

Riley

You can open a beer with your teeth.

Al

And you know many jokes. I don't get most of them. But, I sense they are funny.