Okay, next question. For better visibility while driving in rain, fog or snow, you should keep your blank on.
Pants.
The answer is low beams.
Not as funny.
Hello, mother. How are you doing?
Hello, my son. How are you? Did you get your license yet?
My test is tomorrow. Today, we went shopping and I got new clothes.
Wow! You look like Angelina Jolie's husband.
And mom, check this out.
Where are the rest of your pants?
They're called shorts. Everyone wears them here.
Shorts? I do not like them.
They are great. They have so many pockets.
Pepper shaker.
There's no way God will accept your prayers wearing that thing.
What'd she say?
I'm her favorite son.
Hey, what about me?
Oh, it's my American son. Hello, Riley Jaan.
Salaam, Khala Jaan.
Look. Riley is wearing pants like a man. Why can't you be more like Riley?
What'd she say about me?
You look fatter than she remembers.
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