Ultimate Spider-Man Season 1 quotes

Hulk

Hulk not fighting bugman. Bugman better get out of Hulk's way!

"Bugman?" Now that's just insulting! Spiders are not bugs!

Mary Jane Watson

We need help.

Help? Me? I'm Spider-Man! Just a minute. (whispers into communicator) Director Fury, it's Spider-Man. I need help. Send S.H.I.E.L.D. back-up.

Nick Fury

Nice to hear you admit it. But we're all hands against a destroyer-class threat in Jersey.

You can't just let Jersey go?

Hoo, boy! You think you may have some controls issues here or what?

I'm in complete control. I can do anything. I'm the best Spider-Man there is!

Well, that wouldn't be difficult. Believe me.

The trickster tricked...by a mortal?

Thor

He is no mere mortal. He is the man of spiders.

Close enough.

Thor

There is only one being in all the nine realms capable of such bewitchment.

The Wizard of Oz?

Thor

Stand back. The matters of Asgard are no place for oddly-dressed younglings.

Did he just call us "younglings"?

And "oddly-dressed"? Sam, maybe...

(about Mesmero) You were gonna kill him!

Sometimes, you have to go down to their level.

I can't... I just... it doesn't... aah!

Nick Fury

Huh? You got him speechless. Do you know how long I've waited for this moment?

(after Wolverine dares Sabretooth to come for him despite he's not wearing the Spider-Man costume) I'm serious! I will wax you entirely!

Hey man, I'm the best there is at what I do... and I have no idea why I just said that.

When I find Mesmero, I'm gonna... Wait, why am I talking to myself? I'm talking as much as the kid does. Now I'm talking to myself about talking to myself!

(regarding the Venom sample in White Tiger's claw) Let me in the chem lab with this, and I'll whip up an anti-venom that'll save Harry once and for all!

Nova

"Anti-Venom"? How about an uncle Venom while you're at it? (everybody stares) oh, come on! "Uncle Venom"! that's gold!

Finally! I was starting to wonder how much damage it took to lure out a hero-shaped punching bag!

"Hero?" That's not a name I get called much. Now I'm gonna feel bad taking you down, Whirlwind!

And who are you supposed to be, anyway? Captain Cockroach? The Enemy Anenome? Crab Claw Clem?

I am a doctor!

You need a doctor! And a very elaborate straitjacket.

I... AM... NOT... INSANE! I am the twilight of your creeping existence!

Nope, nothing insane about that statement, mister.

"DOCTOR"!

Doctor? What, you got a PhD in squid arms? Hey, that's a good handle for you - "Doctor Octopus"! Catchy, huh?

[snarls angrily] Do not mock me!

This morning, I was on the verge of losing everything. Now I'm this close to proving my worth by the might of my own hand. [attacks Spider-Man with a buzzsaw on one tentacle]

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a hand!

Nick Fury

[as a vision in a mirror] Told you not to go it alone.

This is the hall of mirrors, not the hall of life lessons.