(to Venom) I'll only say this once without laughing: Let the jock go, stink-breath!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You wanted a monster, I made you a monster... or a master piece. History will be my judge.
I can hear its thoughts. They're, uh... They're... They're confused. Spider-Man, it... It wants you?
Little problem. I'm sort of planning being me for the rest of my life.
(grabs Peter) Here! Eat the nerd!
VVenom
Nerd!
[to Venom] How about we compromise? I get my body on weekends and weekdays, you get it when I have to mow the lawn.
(to Venom) All life is sacred, creature, but what you're doing to wrong. Let Power Man go, before I forget I'm a pacifist!
(about the symbiote) Don't touch it. It'll stick to you!
Not if you touch it hard enough!
HOHarry Osborn
I can't hold on! [Harry slips, Mary Jane grabs him] I think you just pulled out my only chest hair.
Sorry!
(after Living Laser escapes)
That went well!
Face it, Junior Stark: In THAT suit, you stink.
You can't control it. Clearly, it sustained some damage. (a piece of the Iron Spider suit has a damage mark on it)
You kiddin'? He never laid a glove on me.
He didn't have to. You're your own worst enemy in that thing.
You guys just don't get it, do you? Tony Stark built this for ME!
Yeah, well, ya sure picked him over us in a hurry, didn't ya?! Hey, why not be his sidekick from now on and quit messin' with our gig. (they turn to leave) We don't need you!
You're serious?
Seems that way.
You know, Stark became who he is because he followed his own path. Are you sure you're following yours?
Where'd ya get that from, a fortune cookie?
Maybe you should hang back until you get the hang of that thing.
Jealous much?
Afraid for my life is more like it.
(to Spider-Man) Hey kid, I like your style. Wardrobe not withstanding...
(after Living Laser gets teleported) It disrupted his basic photonic structure, expanding it across several dimensions to a point where he can no longer control his physical form.
(landing) Pretty cool, huh?
So where do you think he ended up?
SMSpider-Man and Iron Man
(shrug) I dunno. (Living Laser gets sent into the Super Hero Squad Show Universe, where that world's Avengers are)
LLLiving Laser
What the heck?! (MSF Thor raises Mjölnir)
STSHSS Thor
I say thee nay, vile villain!
My employer will pay handsomely for the capture of Spider-Man, Taskmaster.
A guy with four arms should be able to grab one bug by himself, Octavius.
Yeah, I don't get out much.
Doesn't that Yeager freak you out?
AAAva Ayala
I work with a guy who sticks to walls. No one freaks me out.
?"Mr. Yeager"
I'm looking for finalists for the citywide athletic achievement contest. I wanna see everything you've got in this obstacle course. Push yourselves to the limit. Don't give me less then 110%.
AAAva Ayala
You could learn something from him.
How to creep people out?
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