Deadpool, Spider-Man and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oh, cool. What’s that?

I’m gonna call S.H.I.E.L.D. so they can pick up the file and Taskmaster.

Oops! You broke it.

Hey! What’d you do that for?

Taskmaster

Oh, Spider-Man. If you’d studied with me instead of Fury you might not be so naive. Who do you think I stole the identity list from in the first place?

Agent MacGuffin?

Heh. Confession time. Yeah, it was me.

You?

And there is no Agent MacGuffin. [laughs] And also I stole the list from S.H.I.E.L.D., but Taskmaster swiped it from me when I left my pouches in the potty.

What?

Dude, couldn’t help it. I had Indian food. My legs went numb I was in there so long.

You stole the list? Why?

[laughs] To sell it, silly, ca-ching! I tell you what, ditch Fury and I’ll cut you in for 10%. We’ll be a team. But I get top billing. So, we’re gonna fight, then?

Yeah, pretty much.

Okay... Boom.

Seriously? I hate you, Deadpool.

I know you mean “love.”