Walden and Alan in “Of Course He's Dead”

Walden

You don't have the death certificate, do you?

Alan

No, but I'm sure my mom does.

Walden

How are you gonna get it from her without telling her about the money?

Alan

Uh, remember four years ago, how I told you I'd only be here a few days? I think I can figure it out.

Walden

[looking at audience] I can't wait for this to be over.