…and what pray tell is that?
That is a 46" high-definition plasma screen TV, complete with a deluxe sports satellite package.
Nice! No movies?
No, we could switch it to a movie package.
Or you could add it.
Oh, okay, we'll add it.
And don't forget the adult channels.
No problem.
You have to ask for them specifically otherwise they block them.
Right.
[...]
LLyndsey
"You got any porn on this thing?"
"Uh, gee, I, I don't know."
LLyndsey
"Why don't you check? Shake things up a bit."
"Oh, gosh, well, I, yeah, I guess I, I guess I, I-I could do that. Oh, look, there's some now. How fortuitous."
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