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S5 E17

Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 17

A scene from “Fish in a Drawer”

Alexis [the prostitute from "Winky-Dink Time", walking by in handcuffs]: Hi, Alan.

Alan [to Evelyn after she stares at him]: Hey, I'm not the one who's got a dead husband with someone else's lipstick on his dipstick.

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