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S5 E9

Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 9

Charlie and Alan in “Tight's Good”

Alan We're gonna stay, congratulate the happy couple, mingle a bit, and then I'm gonna fake a migraine.

Charlie

You can do that?

Alan

Oh, yeah! I spent twelve years watching my wife fake migraines and orgasms.

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