Waiter
Good to have you back, Mr Harper. We haven't seen your mother here for quite some time.
Charlie
Maybe you just didn't recognise her. Like Satan, my mother can take many forms!
[A few moments later, after the waiter has been subjected to Lydia's sarcastic and abrasive manner]
Waiter
[in an undertone to Charlie] Many forms. I thought you were joking!
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