[Charlie sprays breath spray in his mouth to try to conceal the stench of cigars and booze from Mia]
Berta
That ain't gonna do it, Alice.
Charlie
What?
Berta
You smell like a beer bottle that just fell out of Joe Camel's ass.
Charlie
Well, what am I supposed to do?
Berta
Um, hang on, let's see if I got anything in here that might mask that stench. Oven cleaner? No. Ty-D-Bol? No. How do you feel about taking a whore's bath with a hunk of blue cheese?
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