Alan
Why don't you just get snipped?
Charlie
You mean a vasectomy?
Alan
Yeah.
Charlie
Well, then, say "vasectomy". Don't say "snipped"!
Alan
What's wrong with "snipped"?
Charlie
It's demeaning. "Snipped" is what you get for twelve bucks at Supercuts.
Alan
Fine. Why don't you get a vasectomy?
Charlie
I've considered it. In fact, a couple of years ago, I believe there was a petition circulating.
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