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Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 8

Alan and Judith in “Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful”

Judith [to the class]: OK, everybody, what we're gonna do is put the girls on one side and the boys on the other.

Alan

Sure, start splitting them up early. That's your answer for everything, isn't it?

Judith

Excuse me?

Alan

Uh, would Mrs. Plaintiff please see Mr. Respondent in the hallway?

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