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Two and a Half Men · Season 1, Episode 2

Charlie in “Big Flappy Bastards”

Alan [to Jake]: Oh, oh, remember, you're being punished. So no TV, no computer, no Game Boy. Charlie, I need you to be my eyes and ears.

OK, but you have to be my liver and prostate.

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