Twin Peaks Season 3 quotes

Gordon Cole

Albert. This business that we witnessed today with Cooper... I don't like it.

Albert Rosenfield

No.

Gordon Cole

Something's wrong.

Albert Rosenfield

Yes.

Gordon Cole

It could be the accident. But I don't think so.

Albert Rosenfield

No.

Gordon Cole

Albert — that sound you just made with your feet on the concrete, it's like a knife in my brain.

Albert Rosenfield

I'm sorry, Gordon.

Gordon Cole

Albert! This thing is turned up to the max. Please.

Albert Rosenfield

[quieter] I'm sorry, Gordon.

Gordon Cole

[referring to Cooper's double] I don't think he greeted me properly, if you take my meaning.

Albert Rosenfield

No, he didn't.

Gordon Cole

I think something is very wrong.

Albert Rosenfield

Yes, it is.

Gordon Cole

Albert… I hate to admit this, but I don't understand this situation at all.

Albert Rosenfield

I know.

Gordon Cole

...Do you understand this situation, Albert?

Albert Rosenfield

...Blue rose.

Gordon Cole

It doesn't get any bluer.

Cause of death: Took me a while, but I think someone cut this man's head off. Here's the headline. Actually, I just gave you the headline.

Yeah, I'm still doing stand-up on the weekends.

What's up?

I can't stand this. I need some more money. I'm sorry. He's looking for work.

Shelly Johnson

That's a lot.

He will find a job.

[sighs, hands Becky money] Honey, I can give you this.

Okay.

But this is all I got.

Thanks. I love you.

I love you, too, Becky.

Norma Jennings

Shelley, this is the third time she's asked you for money in two weeks.

I know.

Norma Jennings

If you don't help her now, it's gonna get a lot harder to help her later.

We both know that tune, don't we?

So, what's on your mind tonight? You know I'm going to tell you what's on mine. We're sinking down into the mud. And the fucks are at it again! The same vast, global corporate conspiracy, different day! You can't see it without a cosmic flashlight. Guess what? I've got one. Oh yeah. And its beam, it penetrates the igneous rock of ignorance. And there they are, exposed. Wriggling, squirming, crawling on their bellies like foul maggots. Frantically racing back to the cover of darkness that they so crave! We're coming for you. Yeah, we're coming for you!

Hey, can I have a light?

Come here. Sit down.

Hey!

Hey what? Hey, what's your name?

Charlotte.

Yeah? You want to fuck me, Charlotte? You want to fuck?

[scared] No. No, stop it!

Hey, leave her alone!

Little fucking smoking babies. Makes me laugh. I'm gonna laugh when I fuck you, bitch!

MIKE

You have to wake up. Wake up. Don't die. Don't die. Don't die.

Albert Rosenfield

[caught in a rainstorm] Fuck Gene Kelly, motherfucker!

Now let's get to it. Explain to me exactly what Dougie did to make him owe you money.

He borrowed it.

What do you mean, "he borrowed it"?

He took points on a football game. He got greedy, he doubled down. It didn't work out for him. Out 20 grand he was, plus interest. Now, that was three weeks ago.

Meter's still running. It's up to 52.

So let me get this straight. People were playing games. He made a bet where he lost $20,000. But you want him to pay you back $52,000?

Very good. That's correct.

Okay, so you get this straight. My husband has a job, he has a wife, he has a child, he does not make enough money to pay back $52,000 for anything. We are not wealthy people. We drive cheap, terrible cars. We are the 99 percenters. And we are shit on enough, and we are certainly not gonna be shit on by the likes of you.

Nevertheless, lady...

So here's what we're gonna do. Without my knowledge, my husband came to you for a loan of $20,000. You were nice enough to give it to him. But he should never have been gambling like that. I'm gonna pay you back. Now, at my bank, where we make less than one percent interest on what little money we have, people would be turning cartwheels just to get 25 percent interest on any loan, and that is what I'm generously gonna give to you right now, $25,000. That is my first, last, and only offer to you. What kind of world are we living in where people can behave like this? Treat other people this way without any compassion or feeling for their suffering? We are living in a dark, dark age, and you are part of the problem. Now, I suggest you take a good, long look at yourselves because I never want to see either of you again.

Tough dame.

Tough.

How they bitin' back there, Doc?

You know, just the other morning, I caught two brown trout in my pajamas. How they got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

Gordon Cole

HOW DID IT GO?

Albert Rosenfield

Not well. I said, "Hello Diane." She said, "This is about Cooper, isn't it?" I said, "Maybe." She said, and I quote, "No fucking way."

Gordon Cole

OH.

Albert Rosenfield

I was at home, dripping wet, on the verge of pneumonia, 15 minutes later. How was your evening, Chief?

I've turned off the security cameras. We can speak freely and privately.

The dog leg. That dog had four legs. One you found in my trunk. The other three went out with the information you're thinking about right now. Two people you don't want coming around here if anything bad happens to me.

How do I know you know anything about this?

Joe McCluskey.

[nervous] What do you want?

I want a car. Cheap rental, if you like. For myself and Ray Monroe. I want a friend in the glove compartment. Tonight. Smooth and safe. And if your mind should wander to a place where I might not make it out of here alive, remember the dog legs.

[holding a room key] Room 315. Wait a minute. I think that was the room where Agent Cooper was shot.

Who's Agent Cooper?

FBI. He was here, I don't know, maybe 25 years ago investigating the murder of Laura Palmer.

Who's Laura Palmer?

Oh, that, my dear, is a long story.

Ray, I want that information.

Oh, yeah?

[draws a gun] Looks like you're out half a million.

Oh, I don't think so.

I tricked you, fucker!

[repeated line] Got a light?

This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.