Shelly Johnson quotes from Twin Peaks

Shelly Johnson

I've got one man too many in my life and I'm married to him. Sound familiar?

Norma Jennings

Maybe you should have a little talk with Leo.

Shelly Johnson

Leo doesn't talk, he hits. He was so great at first, you know. This flashy guy in his hot car. Then we get married and I find out all he was looking for was a maid he didn't have to pay. I feel so stupid.

Norma Jennings

Look at us. Two men apiece and we don't know what to do with any of the four of them.

Gordon Cole

COOP! THEY SAY THAT LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND, MAKES PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. ALTHOUGH THEY NEVER SAID A DOG GUN THING ABOUT A CURE FOR HEARING LOSS. [to Shelly] Shelly, you are a miracle worker and a goddess sent from heaven.

Shelly Johnson

I’m a waitress in a diner I’ve never been compared to a goddess before.

Gordon Cole

Well shelly you just don’t know your own value. [to Dale Cooper] COOP! SHE’S A RARE AND PRECIOUS INDIVIDUAL, DON’T YOU THINK?

I know what you mean Gordon.

Gordon Cole

[turns to Shelly] Shelly turn around and face me a moment before I lose my nerve. I’m about ready to leave Twin Peaks and I don’t know when I’m gonna return but I want you to know that meeting you has been more than a privilege, you touched my heart and I know that if I don’t kiss you now I’m gonna regret it the rest of my days.

Bobby Briggs

[seeing Gordon and Shelly kiss] Hey! What the hell's going on?

Gordon Cole

YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT. [to Shelly] Acts like he's never seen a kiss before.

Uh, Gordon…

Gordon Cole

TAKE ANOTHER LOOK, SONNY. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!

What's up?

I can't stand this. I need some more money. I'm sorry. He's looking for work.

Shelly Johnson

That's a lot.

He will find a job.

[sighs, hands Becky money] Honey, I can give you this.

Okay.

But this is all I got.

Thanks. I love you.

I love you, too, Becky.

Norma Jennings

Shelley, this is the third time she's asked you for money in two weeks.

I know.

Norma Jennings

If you don't help her now, it's gonna get a lot harder to help her later.

We both know that tune, don't we?