BBeulah
It's a world... of truck drivers.
“Part 4 / "...Brings Back Some Memories” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Gordon Cole (4), Albert Rosenfield (2), Denise Bryson (1)
IT'S COOPER. THEY FOUND HIM.
Where?
SOUTH DAKOTA, DENISE. HE'S IN A FEDERAL PRISON IN SOUTH DAKOTA. WE'RE GOING OUT TO SEE HIM TOMORROW.
I heard.
YES? HOW'S THAT?
You're taking Agent Preston with you?
YES.
Really, Gordon?
WHAT ARE YOU GETTIN' AT, DENISE?
Well, I know your profile, Gordon. Beautiful agent, barely 30...
I'M OLD SCHOOL, DENISE. YOU KNOW THAT. BEFORE YOU WERE DENISE, WHEN YOU WERE DENNIS AND I WAS YOUR BOSS, WHEN I HAD YOU WORKING UNDERCOVER AT THE DEA, YOU WERE A CONFUSED AND WILD THING SOMETIMES. I HAD ENOUGH DIRT ON YOU TO FILL THE GRAND CANYON - AND I NEVER USED A SPOONFUL BECAUSE YOU WERE AND ARE A GREAT AGENT. AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE.
Yes, and as I've said many times before, Gordon, I can never repay you enough for that kindness.
AGENT TAMMY PRESTON HAS THE STUFF, DENISE.
I know, I know. I'm speaking more as a woman now than as the Chief of Staff of the entire Federal Bureau of Investigation. Don't you just love saying "Federal Bureau of Investigation" sometimes, all at once, unabbreviated? It just gives me such a thrill.
IT IS THRILLING, DENISE.
And Tammy... Tammy is such a beautiful woman.
THERE'S ROOM IN THIS FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FOR MORE THAN ONE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, DENISE.
[blushing] Oh, Gordon...
DCDeputy Chad Broxford
I thought that log woman was 10-96 and not even allowed in this building.
LBLucy Brennan
That's on account of a kind of gum.
DCDeputy Chad Broxford
Well, I'll chew on that.
SFSheriff Frank Truman
That's enough, Chad.
DADeputy Andy Brennan
She gets messages from her log.
DCDeputy Chad Broxford
Pinocchio's friend.
SFSheriff Frank Truman
Good night, Chad.
DCDeputy Chad Broxford
[scoffs] I'll go have a word with my pinecone.
IRInspector Randy Hollister
This is what we found in his trunk: cocaine, machine gun, dog leg.
What, no cheese and crackers?
APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR ALBERT.
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
It's /yerv/, very good to see you again, old friend!
IT'S VERY, VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, OLD FRIEND.
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
I haven't seen you in a long, long time.
NO, YOU HAVEN'T. THIS IS TRUE.
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
Gordon, I've really, really missed spending time together.
YES, COOP. I, TOO, HAVE MISSED OUR GOOD TIMES TOGETHER. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
Gordon? I've been working undercover all these years, working primarily with our colleague Phillip Jeffries.
PHILLIP JEFFRIES?
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
I need to be debriefed by you about this work, Gordon. I will tell you the whole story, all its twists and turns, and I was going to do so. I was on my way to present it to you. I was... a little bit behind schedule when my car veered over across the road and I had my accident.
YES, COOP. THIS IS HOW AND WHY WE FOUND YOU.
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
I need to be debriefed by you, Gordon. I was on my way to present it. I was a little bit behind schedule when my car veered over off the road and I had my accident. I've left messages.
WHAT MESSAGES WERE THOSE, COOP?
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
Messages so Phillip knows it's safe. Gordon... When are you going to get me out of here?
COOP, THESE FINE FELLOWS HERE HAVE SUFFICIENT CAUSE TO HOLD YOU FOR NOW.
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
Of course, I will be exonerated in courts of law.
VERY GOOD, COOP. AND REST ASSURED THAT WE ARE WORKING TO BRING YOU BACK HOME FOR OUR TALK.
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
I've never really left home, Gordon.
SEE YOU SOON, OLD FRIEND.
[Gordon Cole turns his hearing aid up to the maximum volume, staring at Albert for several seconds.]
Albert. This business that we witnessed today with Cooper... I don't like it.
Something's wrong.
Yes.
It could be the accident. But I don't think so.
[Albert absently scuffs his shoe on the ground, the sound mutating into a piercing screech.]
Albert — that sound you just made with your feet on the concrete, it's like a knife in my brain.
I'm sorry, Gordon.
Albert! This thing is turned up to the max. Please.
[quieter] I'm sorry, Gordon.
[referring to Cooper's double] I don't think he greeted me properly, if you take my meaning.
No, he didn't.
I think something is very wrong.
Yes, it is.
Albert… I hate to admit this, but I don't understand this situation at all.
I know.
...Do you understand this situation, Albert?
...Blue rose.
It doesn't get any bluer.
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