Twin Peaks Season 3 quotes

Albert Rosenfield

I know, I know. "Fuck you, Albert."

I'm sorry ma'am, you can't smoke in here.

Diane Evans

It's a fucking morgue!

Not to mention, marble champion of the sixth grade.

When did he lose his marbles?

When the dog got his cat's eyes.

[half-smile]

I am not your foot.

And the fucks are at it again! Fuck you who betray the people you were elected to help! We're sheep to these monsters, and they don't give a shit! We grow our wool, and just when we're getting warm, they come along with their electric clippers and shear our wool off, and we're just naked, screaming little fucks! No wool for us! Freezing and hungry! In the night. In the dark. And they don't give a shit! Then when we get sick, the pharmaceutical companies make billions! They own the fucking hospitals. Filled to the brim. They own the morgues! They own the embalming fluids! They own the mortuaries, the graveyards! These fucks! Is it the government's business who we marry? What the fuck do we care what the government thinks about who we marry? Are we gonna invite them to the wedding? Fuck no! Oh, they wouldn't come anyway. They're-they're too busy fucking! Fucking us at the grocery store! At the bank! At the gas pump! They're feeding our children chemical shit coated in sugar! Why don't these monsters bite into those tasty treats themselves? 'Cause they'll die in the streets! Just like us! And then they'll bloat like a big red fucking balloon. Stop! Stop distracting yourself with all this diverting bullshit, and pay attention. Save the children! Every parent wants to save their child. Buy yourself a shovel, dig yourself out of the shit, and get educated!

[listening to the show] Oh, he's so beautiful.

Anthony, I asked you here because you're a creative individual, and you're gonna need every ounce of that creativity to do what I'm about to tell you.

What's that, Mr. Todd?

Do you recall my business rivals and bitter enemies the Mitchum brothers? [Anthony nods] You're gonna visit the brothers now. You're gonna pin the blame for the insurance claim that we conspired to deny for them, a loss of 30 million that hit 'em hard, on the back of Douglas Jones. You're gonna convince them that Mr. Jones has it out for the brothers, a personal vendetta, and then we're gonna sit back, and we're gonna watch as the Mitchum brothers take care of our Mr. Jones problem.

But what if...

Don't speak, Anthony. If you fail to deliver on this, then you'll have to kill Mr. Jones yourself.

Rodney Mitchum

What's he want?

Bradley Mitchum

Who?

Rodney Mitchum

That insurance fuck. It's after midnight.

Bradley Mitchum

The bastard. I could throw a car farther than I'd trust that rat fuck.

Log Lady

Hawk. Electricity is humming. You hear it in the mountains and rivers. You see it dance among the seas and stars and glowing around the moon, but in these days, the glow is dying. What will be in the darkness that remains? The Truman brothers are both true men. They are your brothers. And the others, the good ones who have been with you. Now the circle is almost complete. Watch and listen to the dream of time and space. It all comes out now, flowing like a river. That which is and is not. Hawk. Laura is the one.

Log Lady

My log is afraid of fire. There's fire where you are going. Hawk, there's fire where you are going.

Diane Evans

Can I smoke in here?

Gordon Cole

SMOKE? ASK MACKLEY WHEN HE GETS BACK.

Albert Rosenfield

Smoking's bad for you. [Diane gives him a withering look] I know. "Fuck you, Albert."

Diane Evans

That's right. Fuck you, Albert.

This is the man I told you about. I wanted to see you again. I've thought of you every day, what you did for me. You changed my life. This is my dear son, Denver. He's back in my life again. I have a little dog. I have a house. I have my life back again. How can I ever thank you? [to the Mitchums] I hope you realize what a special person you having dining with you. He saved my life.

Bradley Mitchum

Sure saved us a lot too.

Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Jackpots. I'm so thankful I got a chance to say thank you again.

Thank you again.

Rodney Mitchum

Mmm. This pie is so damn good.

Damn good.

Rodney Mitchum

A toast.

Bradley Mitchum

[handing Cooper/Dougie a glass] Dougie.

Rodney Mitchum

Here's to the pie that saved your life, Dougie.

Bradley Mitchum

And our money. [they clink glasses] Candie. Candie. Another piece of pie for our friend.

Friend.

Albert Rosenfield

Diane, we know your work with Agent Cooper has given you more than a passing insight into the Blue Rose. Even though you're no longer a part of the bureau, we'd like to deputize you.

Gordon Cole

ON A TEMPORARY BASIS, BECAUSE WE REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.

Diane Evans

What's in it for me?

Albert Rosenfield

Some cash. Not much. Maybe the satisfaction of learning what happened to your friend Cooper.

Diane Evans

Let's rock.

My grandson Richard killed that little boy.

I'm sorry.

Richard never had a father. [pause] I remember... I remember riding. My father got me this old Schwinn, second hand. He painted it green, got a new seat for it. Two-tone green, kind of a lime-green and deep forest green. Fat tires. Oh, it was so hard to ride, but I loved that bike. I loved that bike! I'd ride with my friends... Call the hospital. I want you to arrange to pay for all of Miriam, umm... I don't even remember her last name, but they'll know who she is. All of Miriam's medical expenses. Richard assaulted her. She needs an operation. Beverly, take care of this right away.

Of course. I'll do it right now. [leaves]

[smiles sadly] I loved that bike. I loved that bike that my father got for me.

Friends, we all live in the mud. In the shit! Shovel your way out of the shit. This is your shiny gold shovel. Two coats, guaranteed. Shovel your way out of the shit and into the truth.

[amorously] It's working for me, Dr. Amp.