Hello, Agent Cooper. I'll see you again in 25 years. Meanwhile.
S2 E22Episode Twenty-Nine
S3 E1Part 1 / "My Log Has a Message for You
The stars turn, and the time presents itself
RRoger
Mr. Todd?
DTDuncan Todd
Yes, Roger?
RRoger
May I ask you a question?
DTDuncan Todd
Go ahead.
RRoger
Why do you let him make you do these things?
DTDuncan Todd
Roger... you better hope that you never get involved with someone like him. Never have someone like him in your life.
JHJerry Horne
Is that the new girl? Or should I say "woman"? A woman like that, you can't call a girl.
BHBen Horne
Beverly, yes.
JHJerry Horne
Are you banging her yet?
BHBen Horne
Oh, Jerry! R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Respect. She's a beautiful soul. And she's married.
JHJerry Horne
That never stopped you before.
S3 E2Part 2 / "The Stars Turn and a Time Presents Itself
Is it future? Or is it past?
Hello, Agent Cooper. You can go out now. Do you recognize me?
Are you Laura Palmer?
I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back.
Who are you?
I am Laura Palmer.
But Laura Palmer is dead.
I am dead. Yet I live.
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
You did good. You follow human nature perfectly.
DCDale Cooper's doppelgänger
For a while, the day after tomorrow, I'll need to be on my own. That might be a good time for you to learn how to mind your own business.
S3 E3Part 3 / "Call for Help
AGAmerican Girl
When you get there, you will already be there.
ALBERT, WE'RE HEADED TO THE BLACK HILLS OF SOUTH DAKOTA.
The Black Hills? Seriously?
AS HAPPY AS THIS NEWS MAKES US, ALBERT, WE CAN'T PUT THIS ON THE RADIO.
Perfect. I've been dying to see Mount Rushmore.
I feel funny. What's happening to me?
Someone manufactured you.
What?
For a purpose, but I think now that's been fulfilled.
[Dougie's hand begins to shrink]
That's weird...
S3 E4Part 4 / "...Brings Back Some Memories
BBeulah
It's a world... of truck drivers.
IT'S COOPER. THEY FOUND HIM.
Where?
SOUTH DAKOTA, DENISE. HE'S IN A FEDERAL PRISON IN SOUTH DAKOTA. WE'RE GOING OUT TO SEE HIM TOMORROW.
I heard.
YES? HOW'S THAT?
You're taking Agent Preston with you?
YES.
Really, Gordon?
WHAT ARE YOU GETTIN' AT, DENISE?
Well, I know your profile, Gordon. Beautiful agent, barely 30...
I'M OLD SCHOOL, DENISE. YOU KNOW THAT. BEFORE YOU WERE DENISE, WHEN YOU WERE DENNIS AND I WAS YOUR BOSS, WHEN I HAD YOU WORKING UNDERCOVER AT THE DEA, YOU WERE A CONFUSED AND WILD THING SOMETIMES. I HAD ENOUGH DIRT ON YOU TO FILL THE GRAND CANYON - AND I NEVER USED A SPOONFUL BECAUSE YOU WERE AND ARE A GREAT AGENT. AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE.
Yes, and as I've said many times before, Gordon, I can never repay you enough for that kindness.
AGENT TAMMY PRESTON HAS THE STUFF, DENISE.
I know, I know. I'm speaking more as a woman now than as the Chief of Staff of the entire Federal Bureau of Investigation. Don't you just love saying "Federal Bureau of Investigation" sometimes, all at once, unabbreviated? It just gives me such a thrill.
IT IS THRILLING, DENISE.
And Tammy... Tammy is such a beautiful woman.
THERE'S ROOM IN THIS FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FOR MORE THAN ONE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, DENISE.
[blushing] Oh, Gordon...
DCDeputy Chad Broxford
I thought that log woman was 10-96 and not even allowed in this building.
LBLucy Brennan
That's on account of a kind of gum.
DCDeputy Chad Broxford
Well, I'll chew on that.
SFSheriff Frank Truman
That's enough, Chad.
DADeputy Andy Brennan
She gets messages from her log.
DCDeputy Chad Broxford
Pinocchio's friend.
SFSheriff Frank Truman
Good night, Chad.
DCDeputy Chad Broxford
[scoffs] I'll go have a word with my pinecone.
IRInspector Randy Hollister
This is what we found in his trunk: cocaine, machine gun, dog leg.
What, no cheese and crackers?
APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR ALBERT.
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