Denise Bryson quotes from Twin Peaks

Denise Bryson

Understand we're both staying at the Great Northern. How's the food up there?

Denise, you're in for a real surprise.

Sheriff Truman

[to himself] So are they.

Denise, I would assume you're no longer interested in girls.

Denise Bryson

Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg at a time if you know what I mean.

Not really.

Gordon Cole

IT'S COOPER. THEY FOUND HIM.

Denise Bryson

Where?

Gordon Cole

SOUTH DAKOTA, DENISE. HE'S IN A FEDERAL PRISON IN SOUTH DAKOTA. WE'RE GOING OUT TO SEE HIM TOMORROW.

Denise Bryson

I heard.

Gordon Cole

YES? HOW'S THAT?

Denise Bryson

You're taking Agent Preston with you?

Gordon Cole

YES.

Denise Bryson

Really, Gordon?

Gordon Cole

WHAT ARE YOU GETTIN' AT, DENISE?

Denise Bryson

Well, I know your profile, Gordon. Beautiful agent, barely 30...

Gordon Cole

I'M OLD SCHOOL, DENISE. YOU KNOW THAT. BEFORE YOU WERE DENISE, WHEN YOU WERE DENNIS AND I WAS YOUR BOSS, WHEN I HAD YOU WORKING UNDERCOVER AT THE DEA, YOU WERE A CONFUSED AND WILD THING SOMETIMES. I HAD ENOUGH DIRT ON YOU TO FILL THE GRAND CANYON - AND I NEVER USED A SPOONFUL BECAUSE YOU WERE AND ARE A GREAT AGENT. AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE.

Denise Bryson

Yes, and as I've said many times before, Gordon, I can never repay you enough for that kindness.

Gordon Cole

AGENT TAMMY PRESTON HAS THE STUFF, DENISE.

Denise Bryson

I know, I know. I'm speaking more as a woman now than as the Chief of Staff of the entire Federal Bureau of Investigation. Don't you just love saying "Federal Bureau of Investigation" sometimes, all at once, unabbreviated? It just gives me such a thrill.

Gordon Cole

IT IS THRILLING, DENISE.

Denise Bryson

And Tammy... Tammy is such a beautiful woman.

Gordon Cole

THERE'S ROOM IN THIS FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FOR MORE THAN ONE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, DENISE.

Denise Bryson

[blushing] Oh, Gordon...