IT'S COOPER. THEY FOUND HIM.
Where?
SOUTH DAKOTA, DENISE. HE'S IN A FEDERAL PRISON IN SOUTH DAKOTA. WE'RE GOING OUT TO SEE HIM TOMORROW.
I heard.
YES? HOW'S THAT?
You're taking Agent Preston with you?
YES.
Really, Gordon?
WHAT ARE YOU GETTIN' AT, DENISE?
Well, I know your profile, Gordon. Beautiful agent, barely 30...
I'M OLD SCHOOL, DENISE. YOU KNOW THAT. BEFORE YOU WERE DENISE, WHEN YOU WERE DENNIS AND I WAS YOUR BOSS, WHEN I HAD YOU WORKING UNDERCOVER AT THE DEA, YOU WERE A CONFUSED AND WILD THING SOMETIMES. I HAD ENOUGH DIRT ON YOU TO FILL THE GRAND CANYON - AND I NEVER USED A SPOONFUL BECAUSE YOU WERE AND ARE A GREAT AGENT. AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE.
Yes, and as I've said many times before, Gordon, I can never repay you enough for that kindness.
AGENT TAMMY PRESTON HAS THE STUFF, DENISE.
I know, I know. I'm speaking more as a woman now than as the Chief of Staff of the entire Federal Bureau of Investigation. Don't you just love saying "Federal Bureau of Investigation" sometimes, all at once, unabbreviated? It just gives me such a thrill.
IT IS THRILLING, DENISE.
And Tammy... Tammy is such a beautiful woman.
THERE'S ROOM IN THIS FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FOR MORE THAN ONE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, DENISE.
[blushing] Oh, Gordon...
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