Sheriff Harry S. Truman quotes from Twin Peaks

Sheriff... no offense, but, eh... clearly, this man's stairs do not reach the attic. Now, your 24 hours are up! You either charge my client or let him go!

Sheriff Truman

Ben Horne, I'm charging you with the murder of Laura Palmer.

Benjamin Horne

Yeah. Good move, Jer!

Denise Bryson

Understand we're both staying at the Great Northern. How's the food up there?

Denise, you're in for a real surprise.

Sheriff Truman

[to himself] So are they.

Pete Martell

Okay. This is it. Guaranteed to cause some sleepless nights.

As long as he can't remove another piece from the board. [a piece removed would mean an additional killing]

Pete Martell

He can't do it. Not at least for five, six more moves.

Sheriff Truman

Now maybe he'll kill anyway. Maybe it'll just frustrate him.

I don't think so Harry. Earle has a perverse sense of honor about these things.

Sheriff Truman

I'd never heard of a man who murdered by the rules.

Surefire cure for a hangover, Harry. You take a glass of nearly frozen, unstrained tomato juice. You plop a couple of oysters in there and you drink it down. Breathe deeply. Next you take a mound and I mean a mound of sweetbreads sauteed with some Canadian bacon and chestnuts. Finally some biscuits, big biscuits, smothered in gravy. Now here's where it gets tricky, you're gonna need some anchovies. You take -- 

Sheriff Truman

[groaning] Excuse me.

[smiling] That should do it.

Harry, we're in trouble. If the door to the Black Lodge does exist, it probably exists at a point in time. Now, an object, such as a door, normally exists at a point in time and space. By way of contrast, a shooting star normally exists at a point in time over a continuum of space. But taken from the star's point of view, it's a completely different experience.

Harry Truman

You just lost me.

If we're not at the right place at exactly the right time, we won't find our way in.