Audrey Horne quotes from Twin Peaks

Audrey, you'll have to excuse me this morning, I'm running late. I only have time for coffee.

Audrey Horne

Well maybe I could go with you.

Wednesdays were traditionally a school day when I was your age.

Audrey Horne

[moving in close] I can't believe you were ever my age.

I've got the pictures to prove it. How old are you?

Audrey Horne

Eighteen.

Well, see you later Audrey.

Now I'm going to go down and get us two malts and some fries downstairs. Then I want you to tell me all your troubles.

Audrey Horne

That could take all night.

The night is young. Now I'm going to get the food and you're going to get dressed.

Audrey Horne

I can't tell you all my secrets.

Secrets are dangerous things Audrey.

Audrey Horne

Do you have any?

No.

Audrey Horne

Laura had a lot of secrets.

Finding those out is my job.

Benjamin Horne

Audrey, look, I know that I haven't been a very good father. Oh hell, who am I kidding? When have I ever been anything but a sleazy rapacious heel?

Audrey Horne

Well Daddy, maybe when I was little, but...

Benjamin Horne

Exactly.

Audrey Horne

What did she say?

Audrey we've been over this.

Audrey Horne

Tell me!

Audrey. Stop it.

Audrey Horne

[crying] I I feel like I'm somewhere else. Have you ever had that feeling, Charlie?

No.

Audrey Horne

Like I'm somewhere else and and like I'm somebody else. Have you ever felt that?

No. I always feel like myself. And it may not always be the best feeling.

Audrey Horne

Well, I'm not sure who I am, but I'm not me.

This is Existentialism 101.

Audrey Horne

Oh, fuck you! I'm serious! Who am I supposed to trust but myself? And I don't even know who I am!