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Hi, I'm looking for that thick translucent plastic sheeting. The kind that they hang in front of the doors of walk in refrigerators.
Uh... We don't sell that here. You can try at Home Depot's.
I tried them already, they sent me here.
Aww.
Now I cannot believe you don't have that here. Oh, I don't even know what it's called!
Sorry.
But you're supposed to have everything!
Well we don't have that stuff. That you don't even know what it's called.
Your website says that this is the most well stocked store in five parishes! Now, I just drove over an hour from Marthaville-
Uh-huh. Does our website have a phone number?
Well I suppose it does-
So it never occurred to you before you drove an hour to pick up a phone and call us to see if we stocked whatever the hell it is you're looking for?
Well I think that if a business chooses to classify it's self as-
Why didn't you just find it online and have it delivered to your house? Or were you just looking for an excuse to wear them ugly ass clothes?
I would like to speak to your manager!
Fine! WAILON! Trust me, you are not getting me fired. I am quittin. You were just the fuckin catalyst and for that I otta thank you!
You are a very rude young woman!
Oh this ain't rude. This is uppity. [slaps Wailon across the face] That's for pattin my ass to much! Imma get my baby daddy who just got out of prison to come and kick yo teeth in.
Jesus Tara please don't do anything-
Oh my God! I'm not serious you pathetic racist! I don't have a baby! Damn! I know y'all have to be stupid but do you have to be that stupid? Shit! Fuck this job!
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