Lafayette: You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You got a date?
Sookie: No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips.
Lafayette: [laughing] Yes, girl. Let's hear it! These damn rednecks are suckers for packaging.
Sookie: And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. But if I don't, they're all scared of me.
Lafayette: They ain't scared of you, honey child. They're scared of what's between your legs.
Sookie: Lafayette! That's nasty talk, I won't listen to that.
Arlene: Do you even know what's between a woman's legs, Lafayette?
Lafayette: I know ever man, whether straight, gay, or George motherfuckin Bush is terrified of the pussy!
Sookie: Lafayette!
Dawn: Ooh, what are we talkin about?!
Lafayette: Pussy.
Arlene: Hey, listen. Not everybody is gay, okay? Not everybody wants to have sex with you.
Lafayette: Oh, you would be surprised, Arlene. People you know... that's all I'm sayin.
Dawn: Well, I don't wanna have sex with you.
Arlene: Me neither.
Lafayette: Y'all bitches don't know what you're missing. I got six gears up in these hips!
Dawn: No, baby. You don't know what you're missing. You can watch it walk away. Make you wanna slap it?
Lafayette: Everybody know that. Everybody been there. John been there.
Arlene: Take these, baby. Peaches and cream.
Lafayette: I'll give you a little cocoa. Little cocoa. Ain't that right, John? Shit.
Sookie: No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips.
Lafayette: [laughing] Yes, girl. Let's hear it! These damn rednecks are suckers for packaging.
Sookie: And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. But if I don't, they're all scared of me.
Lafayette: They ain't scared of you, honey child. They're scared of what's between your legs.
Sookie: Lafayette! That's nasty talk, I won't listen to that.
Arlene: Do you even know what's between a woman's legs, Lafayette?
Lafayette: I know ever man, whether straight, gay, or George motherfuckin Bush is terrified of the pussy!
Sookie: Lafayette!
Dawn: Ooh, what are we talkin about?!
Lafayette: Pussy.
Arlene: Hey, listen. Not everybody is gay, okay? Not everybody wants to have sex with you.
Lafayette: Oh, you would be surprised, Arlene. People you know... that's all I'm sayin.
Dawn: Well, I don't wanna have sex with you.
Arlene: Me neither.
Lafayette: Y'all bitches don't know what you're missing. I got six gears up in these hips!
Dawn: No, baby. You don't know what you're missing. You can watch it walk away. Make you wanna slap it?
Lafayette: Everybody know that. Everybody been there. John been there.
Arlene: Take these, baby. Peaches and cream.
Lafayette: I'll give you a little cocoa. Little cocoa. Ain't that right, John? Shit.
Lafayette : You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You got a date?
Sookie : No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips.
Lafayette : [laughing] Yes, girl. Let's hear it! These damn rednecks are suckers for packaging.
Sookie : And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. But if I don't, they're all scared of me.
Lafayette : They ain't scared of you, honey child. They're scared of what's between your legs.
Sookie : Lafayette! That's nasty talk, I won't listen to that.
Arlene : Do you even know what's between a woman's legs, Lafayette?
Lafayette : I know ever man, whether straight, gay, or George motherfuckin Bush is terrified of the pussy!
Sookie : Lafayette!
Dawn : Ooh, what are we talkin about?!
Lafayette: Pussy.
Arlene : Hey, listen. Not everybody is gay, okay? Not everybody wants to have sex with you.
Lafayette : Oh, you would be surprised, Arlene. People you know... that's all I'm sayin.
Dawn : Well, I don't wanna have sex with you.
Arlene : Me neither.
Lafayette : Y'all bitches don't know what you're missing. I got six gears up in these hips!
Dawn : No, baby. You don't know what you're missing. You can watch it walk away. Make you wanna slap it?
Lafayette : Everybody know that. Everybody been there. John been there.
Arlene : Take these, baby. Peaches and cream.
Lafayette : I'll give you a little cocoa. Little cocoa. Ain't that right, John? Shit.
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