You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You got a date?
No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips.
[laughing] Yes, girl. Let's hear it! These damn rednecks are suckers for packaging.
And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. But if I don't, they're all scared of me.
They ain't scared of you, honey child. They're scared of what's between your legs.
Lafayette! That's nasty talk, I won't listen to that.
Do you even know what's between a woman's legs, Lafayette?
I know ever man, whether straight, gay, or George motherfuckin Bush is terrified of the pussy!
Lafayette!
Ooh, what are we talkin about?!
Lafayette: Pussy.
Hey, listen. Not everybody is gay, okay? Not everybody wants to have sex with you.
Oh, you would be surprised, Arlene. People you know... that's all I'm sayin.
Well, I don't wanna have sex with you.
Me neither.
Y'all bitches don't know what you're missing. I got six gears up in these hips!
No, baby. You don't know what you're missing. You can watch it walk away. Make you wanna slap it?
Everybody know that. Everybody been there. John been there.
Take these, baby. Peaches and cream.
I'll give you a little cocoa. Little cocoa. Ain't that right, John? Shit.
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