“Aren't you afraid to be out here alone...” – Bill, True Blood ... TV Quotes Database

Aren't you afraid to be out here alone with a hungry vampire?

No.

Vampires often turn on those who trust them, you know. We don't have human values like you.

A lot of humans turn on those who trust them, too. [takes out a silver chain and wraps it around her neck] I'm not a total fool.

Oh, but you have other very juicy arteries. There is one in the groin that's a particular favorite of mine.

Hey, you just shut your nasty mouth, mister! You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am!

You want to drink the blood they collected?

[disgusted] No!

I understand it makes humans feel more healthy. Improves their sex life.

I am as healthy as a horse, and I have no sex life to speak of, so ... you can just keep it.

You could always sell it.

[firmly] I wouldn't touch it.

[leans in close] What are you?

Well, I-I'm Soo-I'm Sookie Stackhouse, and I'm a waitress. What's your name?

Bill.

[giggles] Bill? I thought it might be Antoine, or Basil, or - or like Langford, maybe. But Bill? Vampire Bill! [laughs]

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