[sitting at her kitchen table, she starts laughing while Bill, Eric and Alcide argue] Oh, I'm sorry. I just keeping thinking that if I make the right choice, all this madness will end and my life will go back to normal. But it's not gonna end, is it? This is it. It's not gonna change. We say goodbye, and the next thing, you guys are back in my house and a 3,000-year-old vampire wants to suck my blood. [Sookie stands up] Must be Thursday! [Sookie leaves the room to put on her jacket] Well, come on. What are y'all waiting for? Let's go hunt Russell. Onwards into the jaws of death. Boot and rally.
S5 E5Let's Boot & Rally
S5 E7In The Beginning
You know, you say you’re not all the same, but really, what’s the difference? I mean, you just drank from some dude you don’t even know.
Yeah, and I suppose you know every cow you’ve eaten.
What the fuck kind of question is that? I ain’t never fucked a cow.
Oh, it’s a metaphor, idiot!
Hey, fuck you, fanger.
GGuard
Ms. Hamby, awaiting your order.
You shot me in the head.
So what? It’ll fucking heal. So will I.
Get the fuck out of my mansion.
S5 E12Save Yourself
[about going with Sookie to save Jessica] Oh sweetie, don't be a fool.
If I wanna be a fool, then I will be a fool. That is my God-given right as an American.
Worst part of being a parent... No matter how hard you try, you can't keep your kids from eventually learning what a shit hole this world is. How corrupt, mean, arbitrary... You just wanna shield them from it, let them believe life is safe and fair. Bad gets punished, good gets rewarded... Because if they can believe that, you almost can too. But if you yourself end up being the one to teach them how fucked up things are... That's a hell of a thing to ever come back from.
S6 E1Who Are You, Really?
I brought you here tonight so you could see for yourselves, I am no monster. I do not wish any of you harm but if you force me to defend myself again you will be sorry.
(seething, to Nora) I don't know about the world but I'm about to end your face!
(to Sookie about Jason and Nora) Apparently our siblings don't get along. The only reason yours is still alive is out of courtesy to you.
(to Jason) I can't tell you where Warlow is because I have never laid eyes on him. He's in the Book of Lilith, the vampire bible. He was Lilith's progeny, one of the first of our kind.
Bill was my first, everything. Loving him is just in my blood now.
(to Sookie) You love these vamps more than you do your own blood. As far as I'm concerned you're as dead to me as they are.
You know love doesn't have to be a competition between you and everybody else.
When you summoned me, Bill, you almost tore me apart. I want you to hear me because when we left you at the authority that was not Bill Compton that we were leaving, you were a fucking monster. And when your pull lead me here, I had no idea what I was going to find, I had no idea what I was walking into and I still don't.
S6 E2The Sun
LLilith
No, god made me as vampire and Adam and Eve as human. I am worshipped as a god, as some may come to worship you as a god, but there is no god but God.
If the humans want war, we'll give them war. Scour the vampire bible, find out what kind of monster Bill is.
(to Pam) Eric loves you, you know? The only reason he never told you he had a sister inside the authority is because that knowledge could have gotten you killed but I knew of you. He spoke of you often and fondly. You're what he's most proud of.
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