[walking up to Sookie] Hello there. I'm Lorena.
Nice to meet you, I'm Sookie.
Hmmm, yes. You're what all the fuss is about.
Excuse me?
Aren't you a morsel.
I'm sorry. Who are you?
Well, we have a mutual friend.
Bill?
That's right. Funny he never mentioned me. I practically made him what he is today.
[walking into the room] Lorena!
Oh, hello darling. I was just getting to know your plaything. You always did like to prey on the innocent.
Bill, is this your maker?
She released me years ago. She no longer has any hold over me.
Oh I wouldn't say that. We had two marvelous nights in your hotel room.
What?
Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a fifty-two inch plasma screen television earlier tonight? Everyone always says they're so thin and light. But let me tell you when wielded properly, it's quite a weapon.
[to Bill] You did?
Lorena, you need to leave!
[to Sookie] I hope he doesn't pull the same shenanigans with you. There's no excuse for domestic violence.
What she has failed to mention is that she was holding me prisoner!
[chuckling] Cha! We were just catchin' up, is all.
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