“Shake and Fingerpop” quotes from True Blood

Tara

[from outside, knocking on the door] I know you're in there, even if you won't pick up the phone!

Lafayette

Damn, hooka. Shit! [gets up and opens the door, letting her in]

Tara

How come I have to hear about you being back from Sookie?

Lafayette

What else did she tell you?

Tara

That you got shot and fed on and chained up in some vampire dungeon!

Lafayette

Sookie need to keep her mouth shut and so do you.

Tara

Have you been to the hospital?

Lafayette

Whatchu think is gonna happen if I show up to the ER with a gun shot wound? I don't need the police up in my business.

Tara

You need to see a doctor.

Lafayette

For what? So they can give me drugs I already got?

Bill

Why this allegiance to Godric?

Eric

He is much beloved by his subjects.

Bill

Only kings and queens have subjects Eric. Not Sheriffs.

Eric

Godric could have been king of Texas had he wanted. He could have been king of any vampire territory anywhere. He is twice as old as I am and very powerful. There are none above him in the new world.

Bill

Well if he's so powerful, how could they abduct him?

Eric

Now that is what worries me. If one such as he can be taken by humans, then none of us are safe.

Sookie

[chasing after Sam] I know it seems like I led you on, but cut me some slack. My grandmother had just been murdered, Rene was after 'me', and I didn't think Bill was ever comin' back.

Sam

[stopping] Christ, Sookie! I really don't have time for this.

Sookie

Well, if you care about our friendship I suggest you make time for it.

Sam

Look, I got serious shit I'm dealin' with right now. Makin' you feel better is not high on my list.

Bill

[after Hoyt leaves] We established there was to be no hunting in this house.

Jessica

I know you feel like shit because you had to make me and you should feel like shit! But guess what? I'd never kissed a boy before that. Meetin' Hoyt is the only good thing that's happened to me since... my whole new life started. No, I'm not ready for any thing to happen to fast. I-I'd been happy just to go on kissin' him all night long... Is it my fault my fangs come out when I get turned on? [realizes what that means and runs up stairs]

Sookie

I think I'm gonna like her.

Bill

Sookie, do not make the mistake of thinkin' you two can be girlfriends. She is...

Sookie

Yeah, I get it. She's a vampire. Believe me, I learned my lesson about that.