[on the phone] Hey Harrison, it's me. I've got some bad news.
Give it to me.
You're gonna be evicted today.
Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
Meredith's still in rehab, why don't you just crash at her place?
Or what about yours?
Been there. Hated that.
Ah, a dreaded rewind day. So what did I do?
Poker with the boys, food on my couch, flood in my kitchen.
Tru, I am shocked. Shocked! I would never do anything... whoa... wait, was I winning?
Bye, Harr.
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