A character in Tru Calling
Played by Zach Galifianakis
Tru Calling · 121 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Tru Calling: in 33 of its 121 quotes
Most scenes with: Tru (21), Harrison (3)
So I turned him over, there was a single wound. Right below the heart. I called 911, then he asked for help, and the day restarted and here I am.
DavisMmm. So if I'm to understand you correctly, you had a party and you didn't invite me?
Is there anything else that we could talk about beside autopsies?
DavisSure.
Great.
DavisSo, you a Lord of the Rings fan?
No, sorry.
DavisWould you like me to finish the autopsy story 'cause it really does contain a lot of interesting things.
No, thank you.
What are you, writing his biography?
DavisMaybe rewriting it.
DavisWell, Wonder Woman has got nothing on you.
Except for the pointy bras and the invisible plane, no.
DavisCool, high school reunion. You going?
Yes, I am. Again.
DavisValentines Day is a shame perpetuated by the floral and greeting-card industries to move product.
You'll have to excuse Davis, he's very very single.
Shocker.
Hey.
DavisYou're here early.
Oh, I'm not staying. I just wanted to get this back to County Records.
DavisYour mom's autopsy report?
Yeah.
DavisAnything new?
No. Standard B and E gone bad. Single bullet, massive blood loss. Of course, I only read it fifteen times and still think there's something I must have missed.
DavisTru, if I may, sometimes there is just a single bullet. A lone gunman, a tragic death. Sometimes the truth is exactly what it appears to be.
What makes you say that?
DavisEight years of working here.
Just wish I thought so, too.
Just once. Just once I'd like to go somewhere and have everyone stay alive. Is that too much to ask?
DavisYou really want me to answer that?
No, actually I don't.
Davis[about Jack] That guy's going places.
Yeah. Let's just hope somewhere far, far away from here.
DavisOh, thank God.
Its okay, Davis. I'm in one piece. And Michelle lives to see another day.
DavisI'll reserve judgement whether that's a good thing or not. So did the medallion…? Did it keep you safe?
No, Davis. It was you who kept me safe. You called the police.
DavisWell what about the hostage?
Well that's just it, there isn't one. This guy isn't taking a different hostage each time, it's the same girl at every location. They're a team.
DavisJust like Bonnie and Clyde.
Kind of, except in this case, Clyde uses Bonnie as a fake hostage.
Davis: Well that's an interesting twist.
DavisWe were married. For a year.
You're married?
DavisAnd, er…I was supposed to meet Haley at her mother's. We were going to a restaurant for our anniversary dinner. And I'd been working late here, and I was going out to my car and the gas had all been drained from the tank, and the tyres were flat. There was this crazy woman there, telling me that I had to call my wife, and prevent her from getting in her car, and getting on the freeway
Crazy woman? What?
Our mother.
DavisI've got this thing tomorrow at my apartment, and I haven't unpacked.
When did you move in?
[Davis looks as through he counting back]
DavisThree years ago.
It's not just that. This whole superhero thing, all the running around I do…it's hard enough to keep the friends I have, let alone make new ones.
DavisWell traditionally, superheroes don't have many friends. Just a close-knit group of allies and confidants.
Well I'm 22 years old Davis. I need more than allies and confidants.
So what are you doing tonight?
DavisOh you know, the usual
Nothing?
[about Lindsay's boyfriend] What, he's foreign? He's from another country? And he just lives here, and all of a sudden he just pops the question and asks some chick to marry him? Hello? What does that say to you?
DavisThat he's impulsive and likes to travel?
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