Tru quotes from Tru Calling

Davis

So you're saying yesterday a guy and a girl went over a cliff in a car accident?

Tru

Yeah

Davis

Was I wearing this shirt?

Tru

Unfortunately, yes...

Luc

Are you okay?

Tru

No really, I'm insane because I'm about to walk out on a date that's actually working, but there's just somewhere I have to be.

Luc

Right now.

Tru

There are times when I do this, take off. I really wish I could explain it, but I guess I'm not your average 22 year old girl, whether you believe me or not. I'm gonna call you later. If you're willing to give it another try, that's great. If not, I'll understand. No I won't. I'll be completely crushed, but I'll get it. Thanks. Really, I had a good time.

Davis

I finished running the numbers through the simulator.

Tru

And?

Davis

Well, based on the victim's own height and weight, as well as the location and moderate depth of the wounds, I believe that the killer was approximately 5'4", right-handed, and lacking upper body strength. Most likely a female. What do you think?

Tru

I think... you just described me.

Tru

So I turned him over, there was a single wound. Right below the heart. I called 911, then he asked for help, and the day restarted and here I am.

Davis

Mmm. So if I'm to understand you correctly, you had a party and you didn't invite me?

Lindsay

Why didn't you invite your next-door neighbor?

Tru

Are you kidding me? That guy's a creep.

Lindsay

All the more reason to invite him. If he's helping make the noise, he can't complain about it, right?

Tru

Well, it's too late now.

Tru

Call you a cab Sam?

[Drunk] No, but it'd be great if you knew of a good place to throw up.

Tru

Down the steps, to the right, and anywhere in the alley is fine.

You rock!

I can't believe you had a stalker moment and I missed it.

Tru

It wasn't a stalker moment. Mark and I just happen to be in the same place at the same time.

That's what stalkers do. They just happen to be in your market, then they just happen to follow you home, then they just happen to chop your head off and seal it in a baggy.

Tru

Lindsey!

I'm just saying first the phone call now this.

I mean, does your dad like the guys you bring home?

Tru

He never met them.

Oh, I'm sorry. He's dead?

Tru

Just by choice.

Davis

Well, Wonder Woman has got nothing on you.

Tru

Except for the pointy bras and the invisible plane, no.

Davis

Cool, high school reunion. You going?

Tru

Yes, I am. Again.

Luc

Look, I didn't know you back then, I'm not even sure i know you now, but you've got a lot to be proud of, good friends, a cool yet slightly morbid job, med school's not that far away.

Tru

Oh I know, it's just...

Luc

Plus you've got a cool new boyfriend you can take to the reunion and show off.

Tru

Really?

Luc

Yeah.

Tru

[on the phone] Hey Harrison, it's me. I've got some bad news.

Harrison

Give it to me.

Tru

You're gonna be evicted today.

Harrison

Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

Tru

Meredith's still in rehab, why don't you just crash at her place?

Harrison

Or what about yours?

Tru

Been there. Hated that.

Harrison

Ah, a dreaded rewind day. So what did I do?

Tru

Poker with the boys, food on my couch, flood in my kitchen.

Harrison

Tru, I am shocked. Shocked! I would never do anything... whoa... wait, was I winning?

Tru

Bye, Harr.

Luc

... and she's off.

Tru

I'm meeting Lindsay for breakfast.

Luc

On a weekday.

Tru

Um.

Luc

Doesn't she work?

Tru

She's taking a sick day.

Luc

How do you know that? You just woke up.

Tru

Coz, it's a girl thing.

Luc

Ahaaa.

Luc

You're awake, thank god. I was about to check for a pulse.

Tru

Hmm.

Luc

When I picked you up, you said you'd close your eyes for 5 minutes. That was 4 hours ago.

Davis

Valentines Day is a shame perpetuated by the floral and greeting-card industries to move product.

Tru

You'll have to excuse Davis, he's very very single.

Lindsay

Shocker.