Randy, why don't you ask Jim where he's been for the last few nights between three and five or nine and 11:15? Go ahead, ask him where he's going.
Well, he's playing bridge at the hospital, Ray.
Playin' bridge my arse! He's going down to the strip club gettin' drunk every night and tellin' everyone he's off the booze. And you know why, Randy? Because Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk, and he always will be!
[Randy grabs Jim's water bottle]
Gimme a drink!
Randy.
Gimme a drink!
Let it go, Randy!
[Randy lets go of the bottle, and it splashes all over him as Jim pulls away. Randy puts his tongue to the liquid that spilled on his hand.]
It's vodka!
131-proof, straight up. I'm fuckin' wasted!
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