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Trailer Park Boys · Season 1, Episode 15

Bubbles, Julian and others in “Unfinished Business”

Shit abyss. I'm not a-scared of a fuckin' shit abyss. Lahey's fucked.

Yeah, well, if Lahey sees Steve French and calls the Department of Lands and Forests, we're fucked, boys.

What the fuck would the Department of Lands and Forests do?

Did you see the tattoo under Steve French's ear?

No.

Well, there's one there, and they use it for tracking, Rick. They'll be able to track him right back to our dope field. Cops, jail. Fuck jail. I'm not going back to jail, Ricky. Not gonna happen, man.

Julian, don't be dissing jail, man. We've had some good fucking parties in there. We have good friends in there. They fed you, you use their gym. Come on, don't be dissing jail. It's not fucking cool.

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