[as they find the mountain lion that's been eating their weed]
Holy shit, boys, don't move! So that's who's been eating our weed.
You little fucker. Okay, you guys stay here. I'm gonna throw the net on him, put him in a headlock and choke him out.
Ricky, put the net down. You're not fuckin' choking him out.
Why?
He's just a big kitty, boys. I can deal with this. I know kitties.
What if he has radies?
Ricky, it's rabies, with a "B", not radies. And he doesn't have rabies. He's been eating weed for a fuckin' month! He's baked out of his goddamn mind, I can tell just the way he's standing there. He only did that to Trevor because he had that leopard-print jacket on. See? He's just a big, stoned, horny kitty with the munchies! Trevor was eating chips, too! [pets the mountain lion] Who's a good boy?
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