Boys, I feel like I got hit by a fuckin' dump truck. How much would a massage thing cost me, do you figure?
Massage.
Look, Julian, I know I'm dumb as fuck and stuff, but why can't we just steal more furniture and fill up these trailers with furniture and fuckin' open like a used furniture store or some shit?
Used furniture store's not a bad idea, Julian. Keep Lahey and Randy distracted, make a few bucks.
Exactly. Get two birds stoned at once.
We're gonna fill the trailers up with furniture all right, boys, but we're gonna rent them out by the hour.
Aw, that's greasy.
That's really fuckin' greasy.
Yeah, it's greasy.
Gree-hee-hee-heasy.
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