What in the fuck are you dressed up like a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?
It's none of your goddamn business, Ricky. If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Centre next Thursday.
No! Mr. Lahey, we weren't rehearsing for a play.
We were practicing, Randy.
It's not Halloween. We're not doing community theatre.
Randy.
We're consenting adults, and what we do in the privacy of our own home is--is fine, Mr. Lahey.
Randy, please.
And I don't care. I don't care if the whole world knows that we like to dress up, that we like to have some fun. And that we're a couple. Hey everybody, we're gay!
[shocked] What?
Say it, Mr. Lahey. It feels great.
Alright, Randy. We'll do it your way. Everybody, I'm gay.
[The camera leans to a shocked Bubbles, who awkwardly turns away]
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