[Alex is in his dressing room, playing "Red Barchetta"]
What the fuck are you doing wearing my clothes?
Oh, not this asshole again. What are you doing with my clothes?! [to Julian] I thought we had a deal here! No cops?
Just give me back my fuckin' clothes.
[Randy walks into the room and sees Ricky, Julian and Bubbles]
Alex, we're on in four...
Oh, great.
I'm friggin' tellin'!
[Randy runs out of the room]
You fuckin' asshole!
Mr. Lahey! Bubbles, Julian and Ricky snuck back in!
Fuckin' dicks...
Guys, please. Gimme a break here. I gotta get back on stage. I gotta get out of these stupid track pants and into my clothes, right now!
What the fuck's wrong with track pants?
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