[Lucy appears with a lawyer to collect unpaid child support. The lawyer's face is censored.]
I suggest you turn that camera off right now. If I see my face on TV or reproduced in any way, I will sue.
This is the guy, right here. The guy in the tracksuit.
Who in the fuck are you?
He's a fucking lawyer, Ricky.
And I'm a fuck offer.
Richard, hi. I've heard so much about you. [Hands Ricky some papers]
What the hell is this?
Well, I guess you could call it a bill for being an asshole.
You better watch yourself, buddy. Bubbles, give me a hand with this reading stuff, please? [Hands the papers to Bubbles] A lot of big words there, man.
Three years child support payments you owe, Ricky.
Child reports? What? Now you got suit dummies making up big fancy word papers about me being a bad father because I'm rich now? This is bullshit, Lucy! I'm not a bad father, am I, Trinity?
Ricky, a good father doesn't go to jail every year, okay?
Some do!
I think you'll find those papers in order, Richard. See you in court.
[Over megaphone] Think you're so big with your little suit and all your little college reading and stuff like that. Go fuck yourself! Lucy, you better not be banging him!
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